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Falcon

shlt, I'm bored!

 

Here goes!

 

fredchebby.jpg

 

 

The Falconator,

Dream Chaser &

Chebby Dealer!

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Jim P.

pffft! That's too funny!

 

-pt barnum

looking for stuff to add

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CGCRacingVette94

If it ever becomes a Corvette I think Fred would have to change the color of it. Chevrolet never manufactured a Corvette that ugly John Deere green.

 

Randy Suddreth

Corvette #94 05 06 07 SU Champ

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Fred Crawford
shlt, I'm bored!

 

Here goes!

 

fredchebby.jpg

 

 

The Falconator,

Dream Chaser &

Chebby Dealer!

 

If someone would tell me how to post pictures, I would post some crap on you Old coot,,, next season we will see who is who... v8 vs Flat6

 

 

Fc

Redneck Randy besta keep his dogs outta this fight..............

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Dawg

where's the pull cord?

what's the oil to gas ratio?or is it a 4 cycle?

when you turn the car upside down does it say MATTEL?

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snakebit

I love it! HHHMMMMMM....small block chevy out back.....upgrade to fiero front suspension....might have something.

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Jim P.
If someone would tell me how to post pictures,...

Go to your reading stack in the bathroom,

 

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find a picture of what you want to post, get out some markers or crayons, a pair of scissors, some superglue® and some blank colored construction paper.

 

With the scissors, carefully cut around the pictures you wish to post on the internet. Carefully glue each picture onto each other to achieve the desired results. Use markers or crayons to enhance the picture with sayings like "when I grow up I wanna be just like Falcon".

 

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Now here's the tough part, carefully align the webpage on your screen where you want the picture to be in your text, you might have to hit enter a few times to get it right.

 

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Apply the superglue® directly to the surface of your monitor/LCD/Laptop screen then apply the picture exactly to where you want the image on the forum to appear being careful not to move it once the glue has start to set. After the glue is set press the submit button and voila! you have posted a picture. You might have to try it a few times to get the picture exactly aligned in the text.

 

I would recommend that you do not try this at home, especially the first few times, the glue can get messy and the fumes might cause other issues in a home environment. Try it at work as much as possible until you get it perfected!

 

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-billy gates

it guy

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StealthTT

Go to your reading stack in the bathroom,

Apply the superglue® directly to the surface of your monitor...........

Try it at work as much as possible until you get it perfected!

 

-billy gates

it guy

 

That's awesome!

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beerkat

Thank the gods of NASA for Jody and Fred. With the Hollywood writer going out on strike there will be nothing to watch on TV. So I will have to get my laughs from this and other threads.

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Fred Crawford
where's the pull cord?

what's the oil to gas ratio?or is it a 4 cycle?

when you turn the car upside down does it say MATTEL?

 

Hey Dawg , you sound a lot like Falcons Chihuahua.......

Get a good look at the Arse end there ,lap dawg..........

 

 

Fc

Animal Control

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mpowers

Jody I think the porch is missing the number "3" on it's side.....do you think you could add that?

 

 

 

 

mpowers

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Fred Crawford
Jody I think the porch is missing the number "3" on it's side.....do you think you could add that?

 

 

 

 

mpowers

 

You two fiberglass closet buddies just keep it up. the Deere has been good to you both ,this year . Not really bragging about my quicker lap times, not to mention the reliability of the Porsche, which racecar was photographed more and just plain how much better looking I am than both of you,,,,,, yeh, I kinda kept to myself this past year,,,,,,, I might have to take off the gloves for 2008.... keep it up ......... hold on a minute...................................................................................................................................... I just looked in the mirrow,,,, yehhhhhhh smoking........ ok back to the message... neither one of you country bumkins can keep up with the Bradd Pitt of Nasa southeast,,,,,,

 

Maybe I'll giveya an autograph

Mr. Deere

to you....

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Falcon
.... ok back to the message... neither one of you country bumkins can keep up with the Bradd Pitt of Nasa southeast,,,,,,

 

Maybe I'll giveya an autograph

Mr. Deere

to you....

 

 

Oh God! That's hilarious!!!!!! That's a good one, Brad!

 

Fred, remember the nursery rhymes? Here you go:

 

Humpty Dumpty sat in a Deere

Humpty Dumpty had a great fear

With all the Porsche engines and all the Porsche men

None of which could make Humpty Dumpty fast, again!

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mpowers
Jody I think the porch is missing the number "3" on it's side.....do you think you could add that?

 

 

 

 

mpowers

 

 

Maybe I'll giveya an autograph

Mr. Deere

to you....

 

Really!? Can you sing my redneck_deer_butt_doorbell.jpg picture of you Mr. Deere

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Fred Crawford
Jody I think the porch is missing the number "3" on it's side.....do you think you could add that?

 

 

 

 

mpowers

 

 

Maybe I'll giveya an autograph

Mr. Deere

to you....

 

Really!? Can you sing my redneck_deer_butt_doorbell.jpg picture of you Mr. Deere

 

if you squint real hard you can see falcons unshaved face in there.....

 

Real Deere

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Varkwso

Now this is getting to be good reading...

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Dawg
where's the pull cord?

what's the oil to gas ratio?or is it a 4 cycle?

when you turn the car upside down does it say MATTEL?

 

Hey Dawg , you sound a lot like Falcons Chihuahua.......

Get a good look at the Arse end there ,lap dawg..........

 

 

Fc

Animal Control

 

jim, i think i need some translation, again!

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Fred Crawford
where's the pull cord?

what's the oil to gas ratio?or is it a 4 cycle?

when you turn the car upside down does it say MATTEL?

 

Hey Dawg , you sound a lot like Falcons Chihuahua.......

Get a good look at the Arse end there ,lap dawg..........

 

 

Fc

Animal Control

 

jim, i think i need some translation, again!

 

I'm so sorry, that could of been to complicated for ya,,, heres the translation. Stop yapping and start racing,,,,,, get a good look at the back of my car its all your Mustang w/ driver will see all season....

Thats pretty clear and simple. If you need more info, ask Falcon, hes been there all year.

 

Fc

Translator Falconator

Dawg Catcher

TRouble Maker

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mpowers
where's the pull cord?

what's the oil to gas ratio?or is it a 4 cycle?

when you turn the car upside down does it say MATTEL?

 

Hey Dawg , you sound a lot like Falcons Chihuahua.......

Get a good look at the Arse end there ,lap dawg..........

 

 

Fc

Animal Control

 

jim, i think i need some translation, again!

 

I'm so sorry, that could of been to complicated for ya,,, heres the translation. Stop yapping and start racing,,,,,, get a good look at the back of my car its all your Mustang w/ driver will see all season....

Thats pretty clear and simple. If you need more info, ask Falcon, hes been there all year

 

Fc

Translator Falconator

Dawg Catcher

TRouble Maker

 

see post above for an sample photo

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mpowers

At the Big Pine Paddock

Fred chased Monkey around the clock

As it is said

Fred raced Monkey till dead

At the Big Pine Paddock

 

 

 

 

 

mpowers

hickory dickory dock

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Fred Crawford

Shuuuuu!!!!!!! quite I'm at CMP for the next 3 days........... saw the new track layout on paper,,,, cool. They got wireless too.... Will report what happens , stayed tuned.... Porsches, porsches everywhere. VETTES NOT ALLOWED. Dang.... dropped my shrimp, will be back soon...

 

Fc

Deere

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Jim P.
Shuuuuu!!!!!!! quite I'm at CMP for the next 3 days........... saw the new track layout on paper,,,, cool. They got wireless too.... Will report what happens , stayed tuned.... Porsches, porsches everywhere. VETTES NOT ALLOWED. Dang.... dropped my shrimp, will be back soon...

Fc

Deere

Are VETTES and MUSTANGS NOT ALLOWED because they'll EMBARRASS the PORSCHEYS?

 

-inspector clouseau

bimmer driver

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Fred Crawford
Shuuuuu!!!!!!! quite I'm at CMP for the next 3 days........... saw the new track layout on paper,,,, cool. They got wireless too.... Will report what happens , stayed tuned.... Porsches, porsches everywhere. VETTES NOT ALLOWED. Dang.... dropped my shrimp, will be back soon...

Fc

Deere

Are VETTES and MUSTANGS NOT ALLOWED because they'll EMBARRASS the PORSCHEYS?

 

-inspector clouseau

bimmer driver

 

No No................. they will let stangs and vettes on the track.... but only for a moving chicane....

 

Fc

Deere Mister

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Fred Crawford

Just got back from downtown Kershaw, ate at the Greek / Itailan place.... very good...... no Vettes there....

 

 

Fc

Happy hour

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Varkwso
.... dropped my shrimp, will be back soon...

 

Fc

Deere

 

Did you get you racing suit/foot wet?

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