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You can just do like me and have all the bad teeth pulled. I don't have many left.

 

You know what they say, "Ignore your teeth and they will go away."

 

That is just it, I never ignored them, I just got stuck with bad genes. They were weak and brittle.

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A high school friend of mine had to have all his teeth pull his junior year. He would dress up in an old overcoat and hat and take his teeth out. He looked like an old bum but he could buy alcohol with out being carded.

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it has been a long time without nothing...

Well you just posted something and like they always say, something is better than nothing.

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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

 

As he is locking him up, he asks, "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

 

The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her ... so I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt...so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants .so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy!….. And here I am.”

 

(Blondes. Geesh.)

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