Fred Crawford 0 Posted May 13, 2008 You got it fan number 1.......... As soon as I'm thru with Kens mom and Falcons Monkey... Fc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fred Crawford 0 Posted May 13, 2008 And one more thing, I've never stole a thread..... only added excitement to Boredum... Fc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Falcon 0 Posted May 13, 2008 Falcon.... people are trying to steal our thread.... Fc Deere Meat No problem! Even though our ruminations always cogent, to the point and always on topic, we'll permit others to divert from the subject. I'm Mr. Go Along to Get Along. I'm all for change, hope and harmony! Like you two have never done that, steal a thread that is. What? Never! Fred, have we ever hijacked a thread? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beerkat 0 Posted May 13, 2008 I'm all for change, hope and harmony! You sound like one the people running for President. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fred Crawford 0 Posted May 13, 2008 I'm all for change, hope and harmony! You sound like one the people running for President. I havent smoked, but if got tha chance I WOULD inhale..... Fc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Falcon 0 Posted May 13, 2008 I'm all for change, hope and harmony! You sound like one the people running for President. I havent smoked, but if got tha chance I WOULD inhale..... Fc Yo, Fred Clinton! You're 4 election cycles out of phase. Boxers or briefs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fred Crawford 0 Posted May 13, 2008 You sound like one the people running for President. I havent smoked, but if got tha chance I WOULD inhale..... Fc Yo, Fred Clinton! You're 4 election cycles out of phase. Boxers or briefs? I had trouble with this one ole Falconator.. Briefs were alittle restrictive and somewhat reveiling.... so I switched ti boxers, however to much mobility. So now I wear nuttin. No one has ever asked to borrow my race suit... Fc Prez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tripedee 0 Posted May 13, 2008 "Head and Neck Restraints, Better get On The Stick" Are we talking about racing on this thread? I'm afraid to read anymore. I'm not in to that freaky stuff . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vette427 0 Posted May 13, 2008 as if your suit would fit a grown person Johnny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vette427 0 Posted May 13, 2008 if my car lasts till the race is over ,,do i still win???? Johnny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fred Crawford 0 Posted May 13, 2008 as if your suit would fit a grown person Johnny I am grown...... your just super sized........ Fc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vette427 0 Posted May 13, 2008 i blame that on my parents!! kinda like being old ...if they hadn't been in such a hurry!! allways stirring, Johnny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Falcon 0 Posted May 13, 2008 I had trouble with this one ole Falconator.. Briefs were alittle restrictive and somewhat reveiling.... so I switched ti boxers, however to much mobility. So now I wear nuttin. No one has ever asked to borrow my race suit... Fc Prez Yea, Le Naturel is how I roll, too. There's nothing between my "boys" and my friends but a thin piece of Nomex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fred Crawford 0 Posted May 13, 2008 I had trouble with this one ole Falconator.. Briefs were alittle restrictive and somewhat reveiling.... so I switched ti boxers, however to much mobility. So now I wear nuttin. No one has ever asked to borrow my race suit... Fc Prez Yea, Le Naturel is how I roll, too. There's nothing between my "boys" and my friends but a thin piece of Nomex. I went on my aniversery with sweet cheeks last year to the Bahamas.... wore my Nomex undies at night.... it was right..... Fc Baby Powder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vette427 0 Posted May 13, 2008 help JIM they talking about underoos!!!!!!! eewwwwwwww Johnny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Falcon 0 Posted May 13, 2008 I had trouble with this one ole Falconator.. Briefs were alittle restrictive and somewhat reveiling.... so I switched ti boxers, however to much mobility. So now I wear nuttin. No one has ever asked to borrow my race suit... Fc Prez Yea, Le Naturel is how I roll, too. There's nothing between my "boys" and my friends but a thin piece of Nomex. I went on my aniversery with sweet cheeks last year to the Bahamas.... wore my Nomex undies at night.... it was right..... Fc Baby Powder Yea, I betcha they are nice! When I'm steppin' out and steppin' high, I wear some Nomex thongs. Man, those things are stylish! Leaves a little rash, but nothing a little shot of penicillin and some Clorox won't clear up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fred Crawford 0 Posted May 13, 2008 At CMP last month, I was grilling out at the track in my nomex speedos... had a burger fire... burned the hair off my bellie but all okee dokkee in the pouch..... I don't know the rating on those puppys , but I' m a believer.... safety,,, safety...... Fc Come Kook with Me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Falcon 0 Posted May 13, 2008 At CMP last month, I was grilling out at the track in my nomex speedos... had a burger fire... burned the hair off my bellie but all okee dokkee in the pouch..... I don't know the rating on those puppys , but I' m a believer.... safety,,, safety...... Fc Come Kook with Me Boy, you just ain't whistling Dixie! A 1st degree burn on the "Boys" could be bad, just ask Dale Earnhardt Jr. Safety is the name of the game. I just got my Johnson fitted for a HANS device in case I drop it suddenly. It'll take a while to get it though, since they had to put an extra shift on down at the carbon fiber plant so they could make enough CF to fit it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fred Crawford 0 Posted May 13, 2008 At CMP last month, I was grilling out at the track in my nomex speedos... had a burger fire... burned the hair off my bellie but all okee dokkee in the pouch..... I don't know the rating on those puppys , but I' m a believer.... safety,,, safety...... Fc Come Kook with Me Boy, you just ain't whistling Dixie! A 1st degree burn on the "Boys" could be bad, just ask Dale Earnhardt Jr. Safety is the name of the game. Did you pay extra for the Quick Release option. Fc I just got my Johnson fitted for a HANS device in case I drop it suddenly. It'll take a while to get it though, since they had to put an extra shift on down at the carbon fiber plant so they could make enough CF to fit it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Falcon 0 Posted May 13, 2008 At CMP last month, I was grilling out at the track in my nomex speedos... had a burger fire... burned the hair off my bellie but all okee dokkee in the pouch..... I don't know the rating on those puppys , but I' m a believer.... safety,,, safety...... Fc Come Kook with Me Boy, you just ain't whistling Dixie! A 1st degree burn on the "Boys" could be bad, just ask Dale Earnhardt Jr. Safety is the name of the game. I just got my Johnson fitted for a HANS device in case I drop it suddenly. It'll take a while to get it though, since they had to put an extra shift on down at the carbon fiber plant so they could make enough CF to fit it. Did you pay extra for the Quick Release option. Fc Nope, that comes standard. The extended service model, which would be good for Enduros was extra, but at my age I've run all the Enduros I want, so I got the sprint model. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snakebit 0 Posted May 14, 2008 (edited) Here I am, a lowly general contractor, trying to survive the economy, paying 4.49 for diesel, building a CMC (read underpowered) mustang... I'm expected to be on track with a guy, who grills burgers in his nomex banana hammock, driving a 370 hp, 2000 lb lawn mower....and some sort of aviary creature who pilots a stinking fast corvette, while wearing a johnson restraint? .........and we hijacked YOUR thread! Oh.....excuse me!!! I'm just trying to escape reality here, and have a little FUN! I work hard all day, Exxon is taking ALL my money...meanwhile my 25 year old girlfriend is wearing me out...and we hijacked YOUR thread!.... wears my postal uniform....... Edited May 14, 2008 by Guest Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Falcon 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Here I am, a lowly general contractor, trying to survive the economy, paying 4.49 for diesel, building a CMC (read underpowered) mustang... I'm expected to be on track with a guy, who grills burgers in his nomex speedos, driving a 370 hp, 2000 lb lawn mower....and some sort of aviary creature who pilots a stinking fast corvette, while wearing a johnson restraint? .........and we hijacked YOUR thread! Oh.....excuse me!!! I'm just trying to escape reality here, and have a little FUN! I work hard all day, Exxon is taking ALL my money...meanwhile my 25 year old girlfriend is wearing me out...and we hijacked YOUR thread!.... wears my postal uniform....... hmmmm....can your 25 year old girlfriend wear the postal uniform? I love girls in uniforms! Fred, whatcha think? Is Ken's mom still wearing that UPS driver's uniform we both liked so well? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snakebit 0 Posted May 14, 2008 hmmmm....can your 25 year old girlfriend wear the postal uniform? I love girls in uniforms! No, but....she has this cute little red plaid mini skirt, and a white button down blouse....got the whole catholic school girl thing going on.....ahhhh......gotta go..... JC dirty old man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fred Crawford 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Here I am, a lowly general contractor, trying to survive the economy, paying 4.49 for diesel, building a CMC (read underpowered) mustang... I'm expected to be on track with a guy, who grills burgers in his nomex speedos, driving a 370 hp, 2000 lb lawn mower....and some sort of aviary creature who pilots a stinking fast corvette, while wearing a johnson restraint? .........and we hijacked YOUR thread! Oh.....excuse me!!! I'm just trying to escape reality here, and have a little FUN! I work hard all day, Exxon is taking ALL my money...meanwhile my 25 year old girlfriend is wearing me out...and we hijacked YOUR thread!.... wears my postal uniform....... hmmmm....can your 25 year old girlfriend wear the postal uniform? I love girls in uniforms! Fred, whatcha think? Is Ken's mom still wearing that UPS driver's uniform we both liked so well? Speaking of "express package " Kens moms cool , a little old fashion. Now a 25 year old...... Snaky let Freddy and Falcon pay for your fuel, we take the school girl.... Fc Science Teacher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim P. 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Here I am, a lowly general contractor... Can you help Fred out with his new Mansion/compound? I hear that he marries them at 14... "my friends call me kettle stick" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
