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Oh guys I'm in trouble. She saw what I wrote in the forum last night. I thought it was all cool, but like an hour later she came to bed wearing the uniform.....it was all good until she had me in a compromising position and broke out that 12" ruler! I'm a little sore this morning, and she says I still have a lot to learn....

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snakebit
Here I am, a lowly general contractor...

 

Can you help Fred out with his new Mansion/compound? I hear that he marries them at 14...

 

 

It shouldn't be a problem, a few years back I built a compound very similar to this for a former Arkansas governor. Some of my framing subs unexplainedly disappeared after that....?

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Hey ole Falcon ole buddy...... how long till someone screams for the schedule for this weekend. Let me offer this.......

Saturday drivers meeting 730ish, bunch of run groups, Lunch at 12 to 1pm. Bunch of runs and races,Track closed at 5pm.

Sunday... Same as above only lunch from 11 to 12 pm ( quite hour )

FYI.... Please don't be scared by the crazy ownwers yelling at everybody these days.

 

Fc

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Snakebit, our super secret spy satellite got a quick picture of you someone up there in the hills around Franklin. Do you recognize this guy?

 

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Oh my God....you found me. But that picture was staged, my trailer wasn't pretty enough to be photographed, so we set up a fake toilet at my neighbors house. Although my place was the inspiration. Hell, I live so fer back in the sticks, the Lutherans up here handle snakes.....

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Jody, you going to the Glen..... looks like a boys trip.......

 

Lets cook some burgers....

 

Fc

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Jody, you going to the Glen..... looks like a boys trip.......

 

Lets cook some burgers....

 

Fc

 

After yesterday's discussion, i'll never eat another burger.

 

I'm seriously considering the Glen.

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Jody, you going to the Glen..... looks like a boys trip.......

 

Lets cook some burgers....

 

Fc

 

After yesterday's discussion, i'll never eat another burger.

 

I'm seriously considering the Glen.

 

We will have a good time , and I need some warped company...... like to take 5 or six to get the cost down. Fc

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We will have a good time , and I need some warped company...... like to take 5 or six to get the cost down. Fc

 

Do you think they'd let both of us in without adult supervision?

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We will have a good time , and I need some warped company...... like to take 5 or six to get the cost down. Fc

 

Do you think they'd let both of us in without adult supervision?

I'd think that most adults wouldn't want to watch you two

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We will have a good time , and I need some warped company...... like to take 5 or six to get the cost down. Fc

 

Do you think they'd let both of us in without adult supervision?

I'd think that most adults wouldn't want to watch you two

 

the millions of "adult videos" they've sold would say otherwise...

 

where's the :barf: smiley when ya need one?

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Do you think they'd let both of us in without adult supervision?

I'd think that most adults wouldn't want to watch you two

 

the millions of "adult videos" they've sold would say otherwise...

 

where's the :barf: smiley when ya need one?

 

Your just jelious because the biggest thing on me is not my head.... wheres that sparkle pony helment picture

 

Fc

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Your just jelious because the biggest thing on me is not my head.... wheres that sparkle pony helment picture

 

Fc

 

Fred, I thought the Eiffel Tower we showed Ken's mom was rather original, didn't you. She acted as though she liked it.

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You mean this one?

 

KenBikeHelmet-1.jpg

 

 

By golly thats the one..... And he's on our thread throwing dirt......... Look at the head on that one......

 

 

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Your just jelious because the biggest thing on me is not my head.... wheres that sparkle pony helment picture

 

Fc

 

Fred, I thought the Eiffel Tower we showed Ken's mom was rather original, didn't you. She acted as though she liked it.

 

I showed her the Eiffel tower ...... you showed her the Leaning Tower...... memory is the first to go,,, ole buddy

 

 

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I showed her the Eiffel tower ......

 

Yo, Tour Guide! Check the Urban Dictionary for "Eiffel Tower."

 

 

 

fc

Schooled

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I showed her the Eiffel tower ......

 

Yo, Tour Guide! Check the Urban Dictionary for "Eiffel Tower."

 

 

 

fc

Schooled

 

 

No crossing swords you two

 

 

 

 

 

 

mpowers

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Were are only rattling Sabres.....

 

Fc

Zorro

 

Hell no! I was shooting a cannon!

 

 

Falcon,

General Patton!

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