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Hey boys and girls........ keep your worm in tha water long enough you get a nibble..... I finally got some action on the Northeast forum...... i'll be kind to um....

 

 

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nowi have a situation::::

i haven't passed full racing test..dumb car broke... and they don't show time tril.. can i get enough time if i finish 2 races at rockingham???

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So Fred by the looks of the photo that is attached to your posts it looks like your 914 is a gts5.....you do know that the 2007 National Champion is from the Northeast so you got your work cut out for you.

 

Just for your information for whomever is interested we have a strong 944(runner up in 07 Nats), ST2, SU, HC2, HC5 (07 Nats Champ), GTS 5 (07 Nats Camp), GTS 4, GTS 3 (podium finisher 07 Nats) field so if you want to win dont be in those classes.

 

NASA NE

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So Fred by the looks of the photo that is attached to your posts it looks like your 914 is a gts5.....you do know that the 2007 National Champion is from the Northeast so you got your work cut out for you.

 

Just for your information for whomever is interested we have a strong 944(runner up in 07 Nats), ST2, SU, HC2, HC5 (07 Nats Champ), GTS 5 (07 Nats Camp), GTS 4, GTS 3 (podium finisher 07 Nats) field so if you want to win dont be in those classes.

 

NASA NE

Brian Casella #36 ITR HC2

 

because no one from the SE has ever podiumed or anything

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nowi have a situation::::

i haven't passed full racing test..dumb car broke... and they don't show time tril.. can i get enough time if i finish 2 races at rockingham???

 

You planning on renting a Miata, or something similiar, to finish a race

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So Fred by the looks of the photo that is attached to your posts it looks like your 914 is a gts5.....you do know that the 2007 National Champion is from the Northeast so you got your work cut out for you.

 

Just for your information for whomever is interested we have a strong 944(runner up in 07 Nats), ST2, SU, HC2, HC5 (07 Nats Champ), GTS 5 (07 Nats Camp), GTS 4, GTS 3 (podium finisher 07 Nats) field so if you want to win dont be in those classes.

 

NASA NE

Brian Casella #36 ITR HC2

 

A NASA National Champ is a light days work for Fred and Falcon....doubt they will even break a sweat in the frigid North doing it...

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So Fred by the looks of the photo that is attached to your posts it looks like your 914 is a gts5.....you do know that the 2007 National Champion is from the Northeast so you got your work cut out for you.

 

Just for your information for whomever is interested we have a strong 944(runner up in 07 Nats), ST2, SU, HC2, HC5 (07 Nats Champ), GTS 5 (07 Nats Camp), GTS 4, GTS 3 (podium finisher 07 Nats) field so if you want to win dont be in those classes.

 

NASA NE

Brian Casella #36 ITR HC2

 

Looks like alot of competition... however I have chose to bow out of nationals this year. I was dissappointed with them the past 2 years.... I will see about next year

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Hey boys and girls.... on the NEast site they told me a beaver bar was close by.....I told ya'll yankees ain't that bad........

fun coming soon

 

Fc

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Hey boys and girls.... on the NEast site they told me a beaver bar was close by.....I told ya'll yankees ain't that bad........

fun coming soon

 

Fc

Fur Trader

 

 

Northerrn beaver have a thick and prime fur - from the cold winters. They swim in colder water then southern beaver. Tends to make them harder to skin.....

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Hey boys and girls.... on the NEast site they told me a beaver bar was close by.....I told ya'll yankees ain't that bad........

fun coming soon

 

Fc

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Northerrn beaver have a thick and prime fur - from the cold winters. They swim in colder water then southern beaver. Tends to make them harder to skin.....

 

I don't skin them.... but will take them to market...

 

Fc

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So Fred by the looks of the photo that is attached to your posts it looks like your 914 is a gts5.....you do know that the 2007 National Champion is from the Northeast so you got your work cut out for you.

 

Just for your information for whomever is interested we have a strong 944(runner up in 07 Nats), ST2, SU, HC2, HC5 (07 Nats Champ), GTS 5 (07 Nats Camp), GTS 4, GTS 3 (podium finisher 07 Nats) field so if you want to win dont be in those classes.

 

NASA NE

Brian Casella #36 ITR HC2

Podium Schmodium! SE drivers are no strangers to the center platform on the podium...

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beaver bar!...that will be more like woodchucks!..they are easier and more plentiful!..i hope we can get by all those porn shops on rt. 15!! someone tell pantas to take a different route!..and keep the "deere" away or he may not make it!! but lets tell falcon so he gets more motivated!...he needs more toys for the hot tub!! i left "deere" some more info on the ne forum so we can have more tactics about our foe... # 18 cts-v

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beaver bar!...that will be more like woodchucks!..they are easier and more plentiful!..i hope we can get by all those porn shops on rt. 15!! someone tell pantas to take a different route!..and keep the "deere" away or he may not make it!! but lets tell falcon so he gets more motivated!...he needs more toys for the hot tub!! i left "deere" some more info on the ne forum so we can have more tactics about our foe... # 18 cts-v

 

Beavers or woodchucks, it doesn't matter, they all taste like chicken!

 

Caddyman is right, there are more porn shops on HWY 15 than we have on the entire compound here at the the Big Pine Key Mobile Home and Adult Theme Park.

 

BTW, I wonder if the heat from the hot tub will hurt those, er...uh...adult toys?

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The sun had rose upon an empty area known as the Glen. The air was crisp , almost sharp as it hit Deeres cheeks. Yesterday had been long. Falcon and Deere had been waiting, waiting for the Yanks to show for battle.

Out from the trailer stepped the Falconator. His skin was white and wrinkled. A full night of hot tub action had gotten the best of him. Falcon looked at the Deere in great admiration. Falcon being a Navy man for many a years had seen alot of seaman in his day but nothing that could compare to this man. A jaw like steel, a mind sharp as a tack, muscles carved from granite, yes Deere was a warrior. Standing there Deere could not fathom.... The Yankkees were called out... so where were they.... their honor was on the line. How could they look at their children and women..... the shame.

A noise. Off in the distance.... could it be..... turning to Falcon the Deere barked out orders, take off my underware and clean up we may have company....

 

A Solders Dairy Day 2

 

The Falcon stepped out of the lavish and extravagant interior of the Prevost Motorhome he had purchased for the excursion north. The night spent frolicking in the hot tub with the women he and the Deere had picked up at the 7-11 had about worn the Falcon out.

 

The Deere had left around 9 o'clock because he wanted to watch that new TV show to see if he was Smarter Than a 5th Grader. With the Deere's absence, Falcon had to do the job of 2 men, but it was no hill for a climber. Falcon knew duty called and he performed flawlessly, while the Deere sat in front of the TV eating Cheetos and trying to guess the capitol of Kentucky.

 

Sadly, we found out later that he lost because he said Miami. Maybe next time, Deere, maybe next time. Just keep studying.

 

The brisk morning air, along with the view of the Deere in his dirty briefs, with the brown eye gravy stains, pulled up so high they were creating a world-class wedgie, shocked Falcon back into reality. Falcon wondered why Deere had been marching around the campfire in combat boots with a little wooden, make believe rifle over his shoulder while shouting “Hut, 2,3, 4. Hut 2,3 4!,” but dismissed it as just another Deere oddity.

 

After the Deere stared long and admiringly at the Falcon standing tall and elegant on the steps of the luxurious motorhome, he ran over wanting to know if there was anything he could do to make the Falcon more comfortable. The Falcon told Deere, “Just do your best on track today, my son. The Yankees will be watching us, so don’t let them beat you. Oh, get me some coffee and shine my driving boots.”

 

The Deere saluted, then smiled meekly and scurried way to take care of the assigned duties. The Deere is a good soldier.

 

The Falcon,

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The Deere was in a panic.... Falcon wasn't coming out of it. The night in the tub had done him in. The Deere had just warned him the nite before ..... Elk, Moose and an accasoinal beaver wasn't worth it. Wake up wake up..... screamed the Deere. Falcon slowly raised his head. I love you , the Falcon proclaimed as he rose to conciousness.

The rainbow flag flapping overhead of his new trailer...... Falcon being found of flagpoles... get a grip,,, Deere said. Just the day before Deere had put a new lotion on Falcons boots..... they were now soft and ready for the races to come.... as we say down South.

 

There were a few Yankees on the horizon....... fresh meat,,,, tender morcels for the seasoned pair......... licking their lips ... and Falcon sometimes doing Deeres for him ....... they were ready..... the new war of 1861..... plus and or minus.... depending where you read this story..... so far the enemy were far and few.......

The glamous pair stood ther in there matching Speedos......

 

Lets Dance NEast........ lets dance...

 

 

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After the smell of raw, unbridled sex left the Falcon's nostrils, it was replaced immediately with the smell of competition and victory.

 

The boys from south of the Mason-Dixon line knew the South would rise again. The Falcon and Deere knew the boys at Bowling Green and Stuttgart had built sturdy steeds capable of matching the talents of their drivers, so they were confident of victory when the battle is joined.

 

Go forth and conquer!

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caddyman...taking his walk at dawn on the glen track...through turn 1..turn 2... up the esses...through the mist he can hear the echoes of formula one...lotus, ferrari...this is where francois cevert met his fate...now on the back straight, he looks ahead..is it a mirage?...at the bus stop he sees what appears to be a hot tub in the middle of the track! through the fog it looks like two heads bobbing like bouys in seneca lake...it's falcon and deere!..all pruney and wrinkled and pale!...smells like burned brake pads...deere's mumbling "those damn yankees" and falcon's eyes are rolling around like loose marbles and he's muttering "the horror...the horror!" [like brando in apocolypse now]......note to self...i gotta stop this...i knew falcons' and deeres' influence would not be healthy!...to be continued......#18 cts-v

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THATS THE SPIRIT

 

 

Fc

All Fair in Love and War

 

I heard Caddyman is even going to take out the OnStar system, the rear seats, the self dimming mirrors, the heated cup holders, the entertainment system, and the owner's manual.

 

He's serious and is not going to take any prisoners.

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yes falcon that's true!...but i'm keeping the navigation system in cause i have the perfect line programmed in for the glen!..and the climate control system so i'm comfortable when i follow you and deere passin the yankees!...also the map lights so i can read "The last open road" while i'm driving!! [ala Gerard in talladaga nights!]....go buddy palumbo!.....#18 cts-v

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where did wildhorses get those beautiful pictures of my lovely caddy!...just look at that velvet....ahhhhhh!........

 

I think you have come off too many horses, personally...but Deere and Falcon need some supervision...

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