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When asked about the rear spolier on his car Robin Burrnett answered: "My spoiler has been proven to provide 8 pounds of downforce at zero MPH". LMAO - good stuff.

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At about three or four in the morning in the middle of nowhere New Mexico, Todd and I are struggling to stay awake when the nav system says...

"In point eight miles, prepare to navigate off road"

WHAT?

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After announcing on the PA system and our Group B race central bulletin boards that there would be a "short drivers meeting @ 11:15...mandatory attendance"....a racer came up to me and said...

 

"I'm 6'0" tall and it is clear from your instructions that this meeting only pertains to short drivers and as such I will not be attending. Don't talk to me about "intent", Todd...it clearly says "short drivers meeting" and by my very standing here, and compared to medical height/weight charts, I can prove that I am not one of those short drivers."

 

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After announcing on the PA system and our Group B race central bulletin boards that there would be a "short drivers meeting @ 11:15...mandatory attendance"....a racer came up to me and said...

 

"I'm 6'0" tall and it is clear from your instructions that this meeting only pertains to short drivers and as such I will not be attending. Don't talk to me about "intent", Todd...it clearly says "short drivers meeting" and by my very standing here, and compared to medical height/weight charts, I can prove that I am not one of those short drivers."

 

 

I certainly made the meeting. You just didn't know as I was in the back row....

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