Adam Ginsberg Posted November 18, 2003 Posted November 18, 2003 I know you've been busy Tony, but I'm gonna bust your chops anyway. Got dem new rules on paper yet?? Quote
NickS Posted November 19, 2003 Posted November 19, 2003 That would on me I'm about to grab some dinner and settle down with MS word and work on them now. I expect we'll need a few days to kick the wording around, so no later than say Tues next week? - Nick Quote
Adam Ginsberg Posted November 19, 2003 Author Posted November 19, 2003 I dunno - the 2003 season champ writing the 2004 rules? Especially a Camaro driver!?!?! Sumpin's fishy...... No problem Nick. Thanks. Quote
racercosmo1548534707 Posted November 19, 2003 Posted November 19, 2003 All cars must be green and white for '04. Quote
Tony G Posted November 19, 2003 Posted November 19, 2003 Interesting..I just happen to have a green and white CMC 95 Camaro in my garage ..HMMM. Don't worry Ford fans, I will be in my SN 95 Mustang next year. Rules..Nick is cranking out the ideas we all talked about and we are going over them right now. As Nick said, stay tuned. Tony Quote
NickS Posted November 19, 2003 Posted November 19, 2003 Section 12.1 - All English born drivers shall be allowed to run 335-30-17 Hoosiers. - N Quote
ToTheLimit Posted November 19, 2003 Posted November 19, 2003 Section 12.1.1- All Swedish born drivers can run the 4th gen F-body at 3100lbs with no restictor plate Quote
Tony G Posted November 19, 2003 Posted November 19, 2003 All Italian drivers don't give a damn what's behind them...so bring it on Tony Quote
Adam Ginsberg Posted November 20, 2003 Author Posted November 20, 2003 All red and black Mustangs are allowed to be an additional 200lbs lighter then the rest of the field. Additionally, if said car has a Jewish driver, the rest of the CMC field must pay for his tires. Quote
Greg R. Posted November 20, 2003 Posted November 20, 2003 Nicely said Adam, my red and black #12 Mustang is ready to shed more weight although Nick Steel will likely have a cow! I'm mostly Irish so I guess that means I'll just enjoy the good old Luck of the Irish....and drinking after the race! Greg Robinson CMC #12 Mustang Quote
Richard Pryor1548534703 Posted November 20, 2003 Posted November 20, 2003 And don't forget the following points awards toward the CMC championship for 2004: One point shall be awarded for each inch of the driver's belt/waist size to a maximum of 50 points (however, if a person with a larger than 50" waist is able to squeeze into a CMC racecar he/she will be awarded a copy of the ATKINS DIET BOOK and two points for each inch lost in waist size over the CMC 2004 season.) One point shall be awarded for each posting on the CMC bulletin board One point shall be awarded for each reply the posting generates Twenty points shall be awarded for each humerous posting which saves us staying up late to watch Saturday Night Live during race weekends thus eroding our reflexes. One hundred points shall be deducted each time a person asks a question that can easily be answered by READING THE POSTED RULES! Fifty points will be awarded to every driver that boasts his car is faster than all other CMC cars. 500 points shall be deducted if he never shows up to back up the claim. Ten points shall be awarded to every competitor whose Dyno sheet numbers actually match the actual on track configuration. Fifty points shall be awarded for hiddeen nitrous systems revealed at the end of the season Ten points shall be deducted if you run TOYO decals to cover your Goodyear GSCS racing tires. Five points shall be awarded for each year of your age over 50 100 Points will be awarded if your pit crew includes the 2003 Playmate of the Year 100 Points will be deducted if your pit crew includes Roasanne 50 points will be awarded for bad puns such as: a chicken crossing the race track is poultry in motion 10 points for old testament racing humor: when two CMC bench racers get together it's an I for an I. 10 points for winning a pole position; after all it's quite a feat to be the fastest one on the track an additional 10 points will be added for a Pole on pole an additional 100 points will be added for a driver in a Mustang winning the pole - self explanatory and not likely to be collected 100 points should be awarded to the webmaster who keeps this whole thing going 1000 points will be awarded to me if I actually show up for any races not at Laguna Seca 10,000 points awarded to NASA if they get a CMC weekend at Laguna One million points to anyone who actually gets through this posting to the end. Quote
Adam Ginsberg Posted November 20, 2003 Author Posted November 20, 2003 One million points to anyone who actually gets through this posting to the end. Ok, I get 1,000,000 points. Now I need to get back to work. Quote
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