MAN LAW

[Carson]

in order to relieve the stress and undue burden on our overworked and underpaid directors.....I suggest we initiate a form of policy making that is sweeping the country called...." MAN LAW "

and as the motion maker I suggest that as our first policy would be ...

[Carson]

#1 any "professional driver " is required to buy all the BEER on saturday nite

[Glenn]

"professional" being defined as?????

[tacovini]

....Men don't let other men drive Chevys.

[bsim]

1. Any rule change requested by Glenn is an automatic denial.

I don't think he'd ask for something that benefits all cars equally, do you?

 

2. Any rule Matt requests clarification on is an automatic tech inspection the next weekend.

Even if it includes wrist pin gap dimensions to the thousands.

 

3. Anyone weighing over 150# is not allowed to complain about weight limits.

Including me. In fact:

 

4. Add 150# to the weight limits and weigh without the driver.

Why discriminate agaist the little people? Just put the fork down.

 

5. Any new participant that asks "Can I do xxxx to my car?" gets smacked on the head with the manual they didn't read and has to run without ANY mods for their rookie season.

 

6. Any existing participant that asks "Why is xxxx rule in the rulebook?" gets smacked in the head with a GM torque arm etched with the words "It doesn't matter WHY".

Just ask for the change - sheesh!

 

7. Any new participant requesting to add something (for example Lexan windows) to the allowed modification list is told that it's OK to do that, and is then sent his/her new American Iron winshield banner.

 

8. A) Anyone in the top 25% of the finishers is barred from requesting any changes to make his/her car "better".

And B) is also barred from complaining another make/model has an unfair advantage.

 

9. Anyone taking this series (and this post) too seriously shall be forced to drive a season in Spec Neon.

[Glenn]

i request a new rule to allow Brad to finish ahead of me @ Nationals.

 

yep, you guessed it, denied!

 

150 lbs??!?!? dear god man, i'm 6'3", my bones weigh more than 150lbs! try bench pressing some marshmellows!

 

see ya in Sept '07.

[Lady in Nomex]

8. A) Anyone in the top 25% of the finishers is barred from requesting any changes to make his/her car "better".

And B) is also barred from complaining another make/model has an unfair advantage.

 

I'm exempt from "Man Law!"

[GT4Point6]

a) No means No, unless your able to run a 305 to 6800 rpms routinely on stock/near stock valve train parts

 

b) You're an ID-10-T if you can't spell Texas

[Glenn]

you will need Form ID-10-T in order to:

#1 - get that 100' of flight line.

#2 - get 10 gallons of jet wash.

#3 - get the keys to the plane.

[King Matt1548534716]

More Man Rules:

 

Them cars got numbers on them. You remember your number and always drive the car that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box.

 

These here log books you keep with you. Any man loses his log book spends a night in the box.

 

There's no playing grab-ass or fighting on the forum. You got a grudge against another man, you race him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting on the forum spends a night in the box.

 

First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your grid position. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his grid position at eight spends the night in the box.

 

There is no smoking in the prone position in the pits. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your trailer. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in the pits... spends a night in the box.

 

You get four new tires. Every Saturday, you put new tires on the left... new tires on the right... the old tires you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong tires spends a night in the box.

 

No one'll sit in the car with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting in the car spends a night in the box.

 

Any man don't bring back his empty gas can spends a night in the box.

 

Any man loud talking spends a night in the box--Richard and Glenn, this means YOU.

[rocketman]

Shakin a stick here, boss!

[bsim]

Shakin' a stick.

 

Well that explains ALOT.

[jeffburch]

Shakin' a stick.

 

Well that explains ALOT.

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061512/

 

jb

[King Matt1548534716]

Any man never seen Cool Hand Luke spends a night in the box.

[Carson]

MAN LAW..... eat lots of eggs = less chicken we have ta deal with ....

( cool hand Luke must have been a cowboy = hated chickens )

[Richard Pryor1548534703]

Brad...you owe me a Mocha to replace the one I just spit out my nose laughing so hard..RP

[mitchntx1548534714]

Shakin a stick here, boss!

 

Any man never seen Cool Hand Luke spends a night in the box.

 

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

 

[fastjohn]

Brad wern't you beaten by a NEON at the NATS in PTC!

[bsim]

That's TURBO Neon to you, mister!