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Top 10 "best Smack talk" lines I've heard. Got any


Tim Comeau

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1. He's so slow they time his laps with a sundial.

2. That guy crashes more often than my Windows op system.

3. He got lapped more times than a Mojave ice cream cone.

4. He was so far behind they thought he was left over from the last session.

5. That guy brakes so early that we call his 944 the Greek car, because he nearly gets rear-ended about 8 times in 30 minutes.

6. He drives so slow that he causes a full course white flag...............for the entire race!

7.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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No, No, Dilly. We're listing bad things here.

 

I'm so damn fast AND pretty that guys don't know whether they want to drive like me, or look like me! A few try to dress like me...................but they don't know where I get my lingerie.

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Just coz ya fast, don't mean ya good, cheater!!! Heh heh.

 

He's so slow, they give him a half hour head start?

He's so slow, he runs only half the laps and still loses?

 

Ahh, I'm just making these up. I don't know any smack talk. Other than, "I'm going to kick your arse".

 

P.Dilly.

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